• 12:50 "overheard" from driver of the car i'm in: "I was coasting at a temperature that wouldn't allow me to stop" #

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• 06:18 Seven pages of MJ death coverage in the trib... Seriously? #
• 16:38 Vacation begins now! Who wants to go to Taste next week? #

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• 17:22 You know its far too hot outside when the breeze doesn't cool you off at all #

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• 06:19 Apparently today is Lateday. Morning papers? Nowhere is sight. 6:05 train? Just now arriving. Argh. #

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• 09:26 King Daley will have gov't funding back the 2016 bid. What city asset will he auction off this time to fund his pipe dream? The CTA? O'Hare? #
• 18:46 Halp! Someone rescue me from the friendly old man shuttle driver! #

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• 21:15 Breaking my theater embargo to see Star Trek. #

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• 13:20 Death to people who do Reply To All on a email sent to a distribution list! Extra spicy death to the people who RTA saying not to RTA! #

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• 16:59 You know you're old when... You can't complete a xword cuz you think a 6 letter "command when creating a new file name" is RENAME not SAVEAS #

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• 09:22 Argh. Seriously people. If you are doing #followfriday crap, tell me who these people are and wtf I should follow them. Don't just do lists. #

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• 17:18 #metra @metraupn trains stopping at rogers park both directions because some idiot walked infront of train. I mean "pedestrian incident" #

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• 16:46 Excellence in mp3 randomization: Yello's Oh Yeah as I head out the door of work on a warm sunny friday afternoon. Chica-chika indeed! #

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• 11:55 This is bizarre. Tv news, rather then sending crews to binghamton, is loading google street view and panning it back and forth #
• 12:46 *scrub scrub* I so did not send a text message reply to the wrong number. YOU SAW NOTHING #

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• 23:01 Oh gods damn it, the april fools jokes have already begun. Remind me not to browse the interwebs tomorrow. At all. #

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• 20:48 #cta #purpleline downed tree across tracks between howard and south blvd #

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• 16:34 Metra conductor: "we have to go slow, a building next to the tracks is aflame" (paraphrased). Everyone is looking out the windows anxiously #

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• 08:45 Has it been three months already? I hate having to pick a new secure password for work. #

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• 10:05 Argh not followfriday again. Note: lists of names get immediately ignored. Tell me who these people are and why I should follow them #

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• 06:59 Wow, AIG exec egotisical enough? "Bonuses kept economy afloat" ... Right, that's why we are not in a recession right now! Asshat. #

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• 08:34 *wades through #followfriday tweets* There should be rule about only one followfriday tweet a week... so many and I just ignore them all #

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• 09:16 Water boil alert for waukegan. Café coffee and tea machines out of service. Starbucks et al closed. Gonna be a grumpy day today me thinks. #

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