• 17:46 Oh noes! Guess she couldn't top closing down michigan ave. Oprah Winfrey ending show Sept. 9, 2011. bit.ly/2WXEbn (h/t @cnnbrk) #

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• 15:34 Hmm, new retweet beta feature. Someone retweet something so I can see how it works! #
• 18:47 This tweet brought to you by the crappy on-screen 360 keyboard #

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• 11:32 Oh no! Eggo Waffle shortage!! Seriously! You think people want you to leggo their eggo NOW? bit.ly/2Prlqm (h/t @redeyechicago) #

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• 10:26 Being a good little fanboy and subjecting you all to social marketing so I can get a free goodie #FFXIIIXBOX xbox.com/ffxiii #

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• 12:00 Ah Chicago... Gotta love having tshirt weather in november. #

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• 17:08 Not everyday you see a banana driving a beamer down the street (with top poking out the sunroof). Phrasing shamlessly stolen from @sara714 #

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• 16:03 F you, driver of east bound #cta bus 201 at central and crawford at 4p on 10/27/09. F you hard. #

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• 17:55 This heavy metal singer is dancing around the stage like he's peter pan doing taebo. I wish I were joking. #

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• 10:27 No olympics for us. Chicago eliminated in first round. That stings. Was at least expecting us to make it to last round. #

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• 20:28 #overheard #omgCHI "What's President Obama's last name?" #

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• 17:19 Signs you're working too much: when the expression "Its already 5 o'clock" is preceeded by not "Yay!" but by "Oh crap!" #

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• 17:09 Bad end to bad week. Left keys on desk at work. Staying on shuttle to ride back instead of getting on train. Argh. #
• 17:10 At least I realized this before I got on the train and put myself 25 miles away from my housekeys... (done that before - not fun) #
• 17:55 Response to me answering where I lived before chicago: "So you lived in NYC?" "No, NJ, the state" "Isn't that part of NYC?" #ChiOMG #

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• 18:36 Ceiling lights at new cube location flash at 6:29p. Nice reminder that the 6:35 shuttle is about to leave your ass behind. #

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• 20:06 You can tell your a geek when you almost walk into traffic due to being distracted by gazing at jupiter in the night sky #

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• 00:00 I'm now 0x1E years old. Doesn't sound as bad in hex! Still need more booze... #

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• 19:04 At the dating for nerds event. Looks promising so far. #
• 20:26 Rofl. I got voted the biggest nerd here. >_> my prize is a frog laser pointer! #
• 22:34 Nerd dating: fun, interesting, will go again. Didn't get any girl's contact info, but one did accept mine. #

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• 00:00 I should not be walking into a spiderweb walking down a stairway on the cta, even if it is a purple line station at 11:30pm #
• 19:23 Horray! Looks like my metra train is the only upn train NOT running 20 minutes late today! #

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• 22:37 #overheard slightly drunk, very damp girl leaving millenium park fountains: "This is the best 21st birthday i've ever had!" #

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• 18:57 Someone just asked me, while a block west of wrigley field, if there were "any drinking establishments in the area" #

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• 16:10 My project manager just encouraged me to get drunk this weekend in preparation for next week's hell. #

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